Post by The Coach on Aug 27, 2006 23:03:48 GMT -5
Raw's music video starts up. As the music video finishes up the camera's come on air. The crowd cheers as pyro's shoot off.
Jr: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm good ol Jr along with my broadcast partner Jerry"The King"Lawler! And folks we are live tonight from Birmingham, Alabama!
The camera pans the crowd.
King: Oh yes Jr. We are live and ready for some action from the Raw superstars. Listen to these fans Jr!
The camera shows a view of the people in the back rows. The fans continue to cheer.
Jr: That's right King these fans can't wait to get the night started.
King: Neither can I!
The Coach's music hits over the p.a system. The crowd boos.
Jr: And here comes Raw G.M Jonathan Coachman.
Coach walks out from behind the curtain. He's wearing a black business suit. Coach is wearing his black shades as he walks down the ramp toward the ring.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the G.M of Raw. Jonathan Coachman!
The crowd boos. Coach walks up the steel steps and he enters the ring. Coach walks up to Lillian and she hands him her mic. Coach walks around the ring. Lillian leaves the ring. Coach continues to walk around the ring.
King: I wonder what Coach has on his mind tonight Jr.
Jr: I don't know King. But we're about to find out.
Coach raises the mic as his music fades.
The Coach: Welcome one and all to Monday Night Raw!
The crowd cheers.
The Coach: And the Raw G.M is yours truly. The Coach!
The crowd boos. Coach smiles as he looks around the arena.
The Coach: But enough about me. Let's talk about tonight. Raw is finally back in action.
The crowd cheers.
The Coach: A few weeks ago Vince McMahon gave me a call and he asked me to be the Raw G.M. Now. Being the kind of man I am It only took me about 4 seconds to answer yes. So a few weeks ago. Vince gave me a roster of superstars. I looked over the roster over and over and over. I stayed up late trying to put together an awesome match card cause only the best is good enough for our fans.
Coach lowers the mic as the fans don't give much of a reaction. Coach walks around the ring. He raises the mic.
The Coach: So. To kick off tonight. We're going to see the Women's Title on the line as Christy Hemme will take on Trish Stratus!
The crowd cheers.
King: Wow! I can't wait to see that!
The Coach: Then we're going to see the Hardcore Title up for grabs in an Triple Threat Hardcore match up. Jack Stone will step into this very ring and he will take on Scott Hall and The Big Red Monster...Kane!
The crowd cheers.
Jr: Wow. A Hardcore match up for the Hardcore Title. The night just gets better and better.
King: Its already good enough for me. We're going to get to see Christy and Trish!
The Coach: Then. Alittle bit later on tonight we'll see the Intercontinental Title on the line in another Triple Threat match. Python will make his debut here tonight and we'll also see The Game Triple H and The Wrestling Machine Kurt Angle!
The crowd cheers.
King: Whoa! Who do you think's going to win that one Jr?
Jr: I don't know King. But I do know that it should turn out to be a heck of a show!
The Coach: Then for tonight's main event. Its the match everyone wants to see. The WWE Title is on the line in yet another triple threat match. Red Razor vs Carlito vs Edge!
The crowd cheers.
Jr: Whoa!
King: Oh my!
Coach's music hits over the p.a system as the crowd cheers. Coach drops the mic and he leaves the ring and he walks up the ramp.
Jr: What an action packed night we have ahead of us!
King: Why don't you go ahead and say it Jr?
Jr: Alright I will. I know for a fact that tonight is going to be a night full of slobber knockers.
King: Oh man. I can't wait for Trish and Christy. Come on hurry and get them out here!
Coach steps up onto the stage. He's heading for the backstage area. The camera fades.
Jr: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm good ol Jr along with my broadcast partner Jerry"The King"Lawler! And folks we are live tonight from Birmingham, Alabama!
The camera pans the crowd.
King: Oh yes Jr. We are live and ready for some action from the Raw superstars. Listen to these fans Jr!
The camera shows a view of the people in the back rows. The fans continue to cheer.
Jr: That's right King these fans can't wait to get the night started.
King: Neither can I!
The Coach's music hits over the p.a system. The crowd boos.
Jr: And here comes Raw G.M Jonathan Coachman.
Coach walks out from behind the curtain. He's wearing a black business suit. Coach is wearing his black shades as he walks down the ramp toward the ring.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the G.M of Raw. Jonathan Coachman!
The crowd boos. Coach walks up the steel steps and he enters the ring. Coach walks up to Lillian and she hands him her mic. Coach walks around the ring. Lillian leaves the ring. Coach continues to walk around the ring.
King: I wonder what Coach has on his mind tonight Jr.
Jr: I don't know King. But we're about to find out.
Coach raises the mic as his music fades.
The Coach: Welcome one and all to Monday Night Raw!
The crowd cheers.
The Coach: And the Raw G.M is yours truly. The Coach!
The crowd boos. Coach smiles as he looks around the arena.
The Coach: But enough about me. Let's talk about tonight. Raw is finally back in action.
The crowd cheers.
The Coach: A few weeks ago Vince McMahon gave me a call and he asked me to be the Raw G.M. Now. Being the kind of man I am It only took me about 4 seconds to answer yes. So a few weeks ago. Vince gave me a roster of superstars. I looked over the roster over and over and over. I stayed up late trying to put together an awesome match card cause only the best is good enough for our fans.
Coach lowers the mic as the fans don't give much of a reaction. Coach walks around the ring. He raises the mic.
The Coach: So. To kick off tonight. We're going to see the Women's Title on the line as Christy Hemme will take on Trish Stratus!
The crowd cheers.
King: Wow! I can't wait to see that!
The Coach: Then we're going to see the Hardcore Title up for grabs in an Triple Threat Hardcore match up. Jack Stone will step into this very ring and he will take on Scott Hall and The Big Red Monster...Kane!
The crowd cheers.
Jr: Wow. A Hardcore match up for the Hardcore Title. The night just gets better and better.
King: Its already good enough for me. We're going to get to see Christy and Trish!
The Coach: Then. Alittle bit later on tonight we'll see the Intercontinental Title on the line in another Triple Threat match. Python will make his debut here tonight and we'll also see The Game Triple H and The Wrestling Machine Kurt Angle!
The crowd cheers.
King: Whoa! Who do you think's going to win that one Jr?
Jr: I don't know King. But I do know that it should turn out to be a heck of a show!
The Coach: Then for tonight's main event. Its the match everyone wants to see. The WWE Title is on the line in yet another triple threat match. Red Razor vs Carlito vs Edge!
The crowd cheers.
Jr: Whoa!
King: Oh my!
Coach's music hits over the p.a system as the crowd cheers. Coach drops the mic and he leaves the ring and he walks up the ramp.
Jr: What an action packed night we have ahead of us!
King: Why don't you go ahead and say it Jr?
Jr: Alright I will. I know for a fact that tonight is going to be a night full of slobber knockers.
King: Oh man. I can't wait for Trish and Christy. Come on hurry and get them out here!
Coach steps up onto the stage. He's heading for the backstage area. The camera fades.
